The "National Behead...who said head, I'll take some of that..." Trail

Trail #647: Reston, VA

September 2, 2014

It's National Beheading Day, so cum on out with your best heads, and be prepared to lose just a little off the top.

Do you think it is some coincidence that a Jew decided to take this trail.
Expect a circumcision check for all you goyim.
And for all you ladies out there, just read this as National GiveHeading Dat

Herpicles (and maybe Finnicles?)


Parking lot behind Skatequest: 1800 Michael Faraday Court, Reston, VA


I'm the Map

For more details click here!

Welcome to So Happy It's Tuesday Hash House Harriers!

If your trails aren't live, your Hash ain't S.H.I.T.!

Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!

THE S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.

We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.

Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69.  We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly.  That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!


  • 07/12/11 - Beltway Bob Happy Hour!
  • Do you need something to do after work on Friday? Give the Beltway Bob HH a try.

    The Friday Hash Happy Hour is such a simple plan: area kennels pick a bar they like and tell us about it. You, the hasher, text, e-mail, facespace or otherwise get that virgin you met last week, (or the hottie from next cube) to accompany you to said happy hour. Get a beer or three, shoot-the-sht with some hash pals and start your weekend right.

    Click here for details

    Upcoming Events!

  • 09/13/2014 - DCFMH3 HbH3 Host - Midevil Trail
  • Here are the basics:

    What: September Medieval-themed Full Moon Trail
    When: Saturday, September 13 at 7 pm / On-After at 9:30 (ish)
    Where: Start: Near King Street Metro, Old Town Alexandria
    Who: THA,NG!, Little Spermaid, Pole Her Express, It Puts the Curtains on Its Skin
    Pre-Lube/On-After: John Strongbow's Tavern, 710 King Street, Alexandria, VA
    Price: $5 Trail/ $10 On-After (Burger and sausage buffet -- Drink Special $6 pints of Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest beer)

    The rego site. They need to get at least 50 people to make it worth the owners' time. HbH3 plans on initially capping the On-After at 75. If we get more interest, we can open it up to 100, but ABSOLUTELY NO MORE THAN 100 - the space and the kitchen staff can not handle more. So sign up early!

    Full Trail details

    If you have any questions email Little Spermaid at dayna.e.rowden @ or (210) 306-8586.

  • 09/21/2014 - Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon
  • Cum on out for a 13.1 mile, 12 beer run. This special event is being sponsored by HillBilly this year.

    Start will be at
    Island Creek Elementary School
    7855 Morning View Ln
    Alexandria, VA 22315

    More details cumming soon

  • 09/02/2014 - The "National Behead...who said head, I'll take some of that..." Trail
  • Trail 647 will be on September 02, 2014 and is being led by Herpicles (and maybe Finnicles?) in Reston, VA. More details might be available here.

  • 09/09/2014 - TBD
  • Trail 648 will be on September 09, 2014 and is being led by Strokin' My Wife Away in Reston, VA. More details might be available here.

  • 09/14/2014 - AGM
  • Trail 649 will be on September 14, 2014 and is being led by All The Way In, And How's Her Bush, Parent's Weekend, The Udder Ho in TBD. More details might be available here.

    Also, be sure to add or follow our calendar for more events and details

    Current Information

    Directions are available on 202-PUD-JAM0 (thats a zero) #2, thanks to our Hare Raiser!

    Were always looking for more hares!
    Instead of complaining about the trails, talk to the Hareraiser about helping out on someone else's trail or find a date and run your own trail!
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