Trail #622: Sterling, VA
March 11, 2014
It's a birthday extravaganza! Come out and help these old folks celebrate their birthday. As with most things that age, their senses and reactions have gotten slower, which would explain the delayed trail.
If your trails aren't live, your Hash ain't S.H.I.T.!
Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!
THE S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.
We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.
Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69. We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly. That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!
Do you need something to do after work on Friday? Give the Beltway Bob HH a try.
The Friday Hash Happy Hour is such a simple plan: area kennels pick a bar they like and tell us about it. You, the hasher, text, e-mail, facespace or otherwise get that virgin you met last week, (or the hottie from next cube) to accompany you to said happy hour. Get a beer or three, shoot-the-sht with some hash pals and start your weekend right.
More details cumming soon!
Trail 622 will be on March 11, 2014 and is being led by Our Birthday Boys: Nuclear Jism and The Udder Ho in Sterling, VA. More details might be available here.
Trail 623 will be on March 18, 2014 and is being led by And Hows Her Bush in TBD. More details might be available here.
Trail 624 will be on March 25, 2014 and is being led by Lush of the Irish, Taster's Choice, Stab My Cock in TBD. More details might be available here.
Directions are available on 202-PUD-JAM0 (thats a zero) #2, thanks to our Hare Raiser!
Were always looking for more hares!
Instead of complaining about the trails, talk to the Hareraiser about helping out on someone else's trail or find a date and run your own trail!
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Here's to our soldiers who are putting their lives on the line, wherever they may be.