The "No-One-Wanted-Me" Trail

Trail #692: Burke Lake Park, VA

July 7, 2015

The SHIT Hash returns to Burke Lake Park, but this time the SOUTH SIDE.

All The Way In and The Udder Ho

Burke Lake Park Entrance across the road from 7448 Ox Road (VA Route 123), Fairfax Station, VA 22039


Glory Days Grill
Burke Town Plaza
9526 Old Keene Mill Road
Burke, VA 22015.

D'Erections to On-After from Start: Go South on VA-123 Ox Road for 1.2 miles and Turn Left onto VA-643 / Lee Chapel Road. After 2.8 miles turn Right into Burke Town Plaza, and park in front of Glory Days. 

For more details click here!

Welcome to So Happy It's Tuesday Hash House Harriers!

If your trails aren't live, your Hash ain't S.H.I.T.!

Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!

THE S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.

We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.

Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69.  We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly.  That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!


  • 07/12/11 - Beltway Bob Happy Hour!
  • Do you need something to do after work on Friday? Give the Beltway Bob HH a try.

    The Friday Hash Happy Hour is such a simple plan: area kennels pick a bar they like and tell us about it. You, the hasher, text, e-mail, facespace or otherwise get that virgin you met last week, (or the hottie from next cube) to accompany you to said happy hour. Get a beer or three, shoot-the-sht with some hash pals and start your weekend right.

    Click here for details

    Upcoming Events!

  • 07/07/2015 - The "No-One-Wanted-Me" Trail
  • Trail 692 will be on July 07, 2015 and is being led by All The Way In and The Udder Ho in Burke Lake Park, VA. More details might be available here.

  • 07/14/2015 - TBD
  • Trail 693 will be on July 14, 2015 and is being led by Stab My Cock & Lush of the Irish in Fairfax, VA. More details might be available here.

  • 07/21/2015 - TBD
  • Trail 694 will be on July 21, 2015 and is being led by The Udder Ho in McLean, VA. More details might be available here.

    Also, be sure to add or follow our calendar for more events and details

    Current Information

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