SHITs 669 'Penis and Vagina' Trail

Trail #669: Alexandria, VA

January 27, 2015

How many many people does it take to 69.... 6! Cum to this weeks 669th Penis and Vagina trail which promises to be wet, muddy, and cold just like every 69 should be. Wait, thats not how you 69? 

Bring a headlamp, a change of clothes (seriously, otherwise Flower will hose you down before she lets you into her house. You WILL get wet and muddy), and something to share at the POTLUCK. Pre-lub, Start, and On-After are at Flowers - 7553 Great Swan Ct. Alexandria, VA 22306. Visitor parking is in middle, as well as on Cyrene Blvd (main road).

Hares:
How Big is Your Flower, Three Holer, and Horse Jerker

Location:
Casa De Flower

7553 Great Swan Ct
Alexandria, VA 22306

On-On-On:
POTLUCK at Casa De Flower

7553 Great Swan Ct
Alexandria, VA 22306

For more details click here!

Welcome to So Happy It's Tuesday Hash House Harriers!

If your trails aren't live, your Hash ain't S.H.I.T.!

Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!

THE S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.

We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.

Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69.  We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly.  That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!


Announcements

  • 07/12/11 - Beltway Bob Happy Hour!
  • Do you need something to do after work on Friday? Give the Beltway Bob HH a try.

    The Friday Hash Happy Hour is such a simple plan: area kennels pick a bar they like and tell us about it. You, the hasher, text, e-mail, facespace or otherwise get that virgin you met last week, (or the hottie from next cube) to accompany you to said happy hour. Get a beer or three, shoot-the-sht with some hash pals and start your weekend right.

    Click here for details


    Upcoming Events!

  • 09/21/2014 - Half-Mind, Half-Ass, Half-Case, Half-Marathon
  • What: Hillbilly H3 Trail 306
    When: 21 September, 2014 Note the 2 start times!
    Option #1: Half-mind/half-assed/half-marathon: 21 September, 2014 @ 1000 / race start time is 1030. Racist must have their beers in the trail coolers by 1015. After 1015, you will be carrying your 12 pack on trail.
    Option #2: Regular trail: 21 September, 2014 @ 1169 (aka 1209) / Pack away 1239-ish
    Where: Island Creek Elementary School 7855 Morning View Lane, Alexandria, VA 22315 / Map Link
    Special Note:Details for the 21st: Please note the need to bring your own 12 pack (or 6 pack for those with a weak liver) and there are 2 start times depending on if you're doing regular trail or the Half-mind, Half-assed, Half-marathon.
    Hares: 3holer, ATWI, Parent's Weekend (additional beer stop hosts; Survival of the Spittest and Missing Link)
    Hash Cash: $5 / Virgins $0
    Extra Info: It's time for the Half-mind/half-assed/half-marathon. That's right 2 six mile loops plus a little extra. Bring a 12 pack of your favorite beverage to drink with your name somehow attached to it (duct tape, duck tape, glass etching, whatever). The hares will stash coolers 1 mile apart departing the school promptly at 10:15. If your beer is not in the coolers at 10:15 you will be carrying your 12 pack on trail. Trail is not stroller friendly. If you plan to bring you dog, you must keep it on a leash. If you're lost or late, call Sour Snatch My Rubber Back @ 540-830-0148
    On On On: Will be the Bungalow at the corner of Beulah and Franconia-Springfield Pkwy

  • 01/27/2015 - SHITs 669 'Penis and Vagina' Trail
  • Trail 669 will be on January 27, 2015 and is being led by How Big is Your Flower, Three Holer, and Horse Jerker in Alexandria, VA. More details might be available here.

  • 02/03/2015 - TBD
  • Trail 670 will be on February 03, 2015 and is being led by NEED HARES in TBD. More details might be available here.

  • 02/10/2015 - TBD
  • Trail 671 will be on February 10, 2015 and is being led by NEED HARES in TBD. More details might be available here.




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    Current Information

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