Trail #580: Reston, VA
May 28, 2013
Get out your red & white striped shirt, socks, and cap and help find Waldo's shirt. There will be a hunt for his stripes in and around Reston Park Center. Look high, look low, and follow the clues. There will be beer, maybe some Waldo shots, and definitely a trail to remember!
Hares:Location:
Parking Lot for W&OD Trail (adjacent to 7-11 corner of Sunset Hills & Old Reston Avenue)11714 Sunset Hills, Reston, VA 20190
On-On-On:
If your trails aren't live, your Hash ain't S.H.I.T.!
Welcome to the SH*T Hash. Looking for something to do on Tuesday nights? Well, look no further!
THE S.H.I.T. H3 is one of thousands of social groups that like to run (or walk) and drink beer! We are a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem!" Our goal is to have a good time, meet new people and get a little exercise. For more information about the history of the hash, check out our History page.
We meet every Tuesday, rain or shine, at 6:30 and hares are away at 7:00.
Bear in mind that hashing is an adult activity, and as such requires that you exhibit the responsibilities implied therein. Underage drinking will not be tolerated, and we will be checking ID's for anyone under 69. We also do not condone drinking and driving please conduct yourself accordingly. That being said, if you are of legal age to enjoy fine food, drink, and the company of the greatest people wandering through the woods on any given Tuesday night, please come on out and enjoy!
Y'all do know why the world didn't end on 12/21/12 right? They had the wrong Doomsday Calendar! We here at So Happy It's Tuesday H3 (coincidentally celebrating our 10th hashing year) are avid archaeologists, philanthropists, and alcoholics. With our combined brain cells(all 3 of them) we have acquired the real, accurate, and totally not made up ancient Doomsday Calendar. And how convenient! It's kept securely on the back of a high quality, quarter-zip-having, pocket-covered jacket for all your false err accurate prediction needs! For a nominal fee it can be yours! And to sweeten the deal? Personalize it. Yes, that's right. Personalized hab that doesn't require selling your soul to an anal hash weekend! (Not to mention something to help keep you warm at End Circle)
Join in our celebration of a decade of contributing to liver disease and purchase this limited edition hab item!
Front will include the S.H.I.T. H3 logo on the left chest and your hash name (+$5) on the right!
Rear, the nearly excavated Doomsday Calendar
Download your form here
Jacket specs:
Sporty colorblocking, a 1/4-zip front and left side zip entry make this soft anorak an excellent alternative to a wind shirt or jacket.
Cost:
$35 (extended sizes +$2 per X)
Personalization +$5
Sizes:
S, M, L, XL, XXL
Colors:
Black, Kelly Green
Payment:
Cash, Check, or Paypal (See attached order form for details and mailing address if you won't be at trail)
Please return order form and payment to either Curb Job, Poonskin Cap, or Nuclear Jism
Deadline:
February 19th (All orders and money must be received by then)
Questions:
Email one of us
Poonskin Cap
Curb Job
Do you need something to do after work on Friday? Give the Beltway Bob HH a try.
The Friday Hash Happy Hour is such a simple plan: area kennels pick a bar they like and tell us about it. You, the hasher, text, e-mail, facespace or otherwise get that virgin you met last week, (or the hottie from next cube) to accompany you to said happy hour. Get a beer or three, shoot-the-sht with some hash pals and start your weekend right.
Trail 580 will be on May 28, 2013 and is being led by The Spit-Fire Team (SPitz.cum & Pyro) in Reston, VA. More details might be available here.
Trail 581 will be on June 04, 2013 and is being led by The Vaginger Monologues and her cohort And Hows Her in Fairfax, VA. More details might be available here.
Trail 582 will be on June 11, 2013 and is being led by Parent's Weekend, Herpicles, and Taster's Choice in Fairfax, VA. More details might be available here.
Directions are available on 202-PUD-JAM0 (thats a zero) #2, thanks to our Hare Raiser!
Were always looking for more hares!
Instead of complaining about the trails, talk to the Hareraiser about helping out on someone else's trail or find a date and run your own trail!
Anyone wanting to write trail trash go for it and send it to the Webmaster.
Got something to add? Send it to Webmaster.
Here's to our soldiers who are putting their lives on the line, wherever they may be.