Trail # 149 – An Udderly, SH*T-y, Trashy Trail

Hares: Dick Trashy, So Hot I’ll Turn U Gay, Udder Ho, Just John C & Lube Me up Scotty

Trashy had this idea of all of us getting together and running a bunch of idiotic wankers around the Fairfax/Chantilly county.  SHITU, Lube and I thought it was perfect, so we put aside our differences, gathered forces and created the greatest rock band in the world!

Unfortunately the band was short lived so after our first practice we decided to scout this trail that Trashy had in his pocket. 

Returners: C*ckspur the Friendly Host, Dick trashy, everybody Got Some, Everyone’s On My A$$, Ewe Sheep F’er, Just Amanda, Just Heather, Lactose Tolerant, Your Honor I Suck C*ck, Little C*ck That Won’t, Seed Me After Class, Split Pussinality, Tupperware

The gathering began at one of the multiple soccer fields in Fairfax/Chantilly with a quickly growing group of newcomers, oldcomers and one solo cummer (that we know of)

Virgins: Just Brian, Just Neo, Just John C

Anaversary: ASSume the Position (7), Golden Showers (28), Mr. Softie (25), Pot Hole (28)

Things got off to a great start as SHITU took care of sign in and the rest of the Hares had a pre-trail beer. 

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