Trail # 156 – PJ/Birthday Hash – Herndon

I’ve wanted to pass the events of this night off for some time, and if you missed it you missed a damn good time and a keg of (free) beer – SUCKERS! 

Important details:  1) Tonight was a sudo-celebration for Just Becky’s birthday and she like to celebrate in PJ’s; 2) KY thru 12, Jack-off All Trades & Fun Size had a spare keg laying around and decided that the SH*T was worthy of its amber goodness (I said I wouldn’t cry); 3) Just Becky and Just Kirk were to be named; 4) Whoosh was in town. 

Hares: Dixie Queen, C*ckspur the Friendly Host, Fee P*ssy to Good home, Just Anna, Just Becky & Just Kirk.

The rag tag crew of misfit wankers lead by the previously mentioned sinister six got started in the mean streets of Herndon.  So Hot I’ll Turn U Gay took cash and finished her sign in adventures, followed by Hares away and Father Abraham.

Sticking with the walkers I was able to hang with the ladeeeees!  Just Jennifer, Your honor I Suck C*ck, Watergate, Tupperware, Land Ho and more!  There were some duded there but they were beneath my radar. It was a good trail up until the BC, where we indulged in Dixie’s famous Jell-O shooters™.  After we picked our collective a$$es off the ground, we continued and somehow made it to finish – where there was a free keg.  Whew…this was going to be a long night!

The runners trickled into the finishing parking lot lead by Oral Warning, Billy Goat Mother F’er, Tommy Knockers, 3-D Sex and other faster-than-they-should-be wanks.  Strangely missing from the front runners was Puke Me Up Buttercup – who would end up missing for the remainder of the circle.

And How’s Her Bush got the party started with a few greetings – Midget Molester, Red River Runs Through It, Whoosh, some introductions, and this cool song and dance routine that he’d been working on.  Then there were violations, although I don’t know how or when they happened. 

Analversaries: Cum of a Cum of a Sailor (84), Dos Cums A Lot (28), Fire in the Corn Hole (25), Moroccan Mole (25), Rodeo F*ck (21), Senior Douchberg (7), Stick It In My Socket (25).

Returners: The Gay Caballero, SHITU Gay, Semen Mixer, P. Ennis, Mr. Softie, Land Ho, Just Chris, Holy F*ck, Dick Trashy, Billy Goat.

By this time the free keg (I love saying FREE KEG!) was starting to float, which meant that Just Kirk and Just Becky were primed and ready for their new monikers;  and we were just the gang to give it to them.  The stories were as good as the questions but Just Kirk topped them with tales of his shattered penis, thumb and other damaged appendages.  Just Becky countered with torrid descriptions of roof top escapades and other adult situations.  My ears are still burning.

The final decision came down to a complicated coin toss that resulted in the following:

So from now on at the SH*T Hash, and in the world of Hashing, Jusk Kirk will be known as Wookin’ Pa Nub and Just Becky will be known as Red Roof In. 

With that the keg was finished as well as circle and then we were off to either find Buttercup or the next whiskey bar – we’re not a picky group.

On Out

Udder Ho

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