Trail # 225 - Trick or Beer - Arlington VA

It was a beautiful fall night in the Courthouse section of Arlington, Costumed Characters of all kind roamed the streets on their way to the start of trail. B*tch where my money? as caligula, Lil C*ck as Dr. Not-so McDreamy, Corn on the C*ck as Moses/Amadeus/Eminem depending on what variation of his costume he was wearing

On a little grassy knoll, Hermies the drag queen led circle to a slew of old friends and new friends a like. Just Katrina the Wicked Witch of the Southside, KP & Pussy in the Haystack in their big pimpin powe suits, Red River runs thru it dressed as a priest with questionable morals.

Hares for the evening was White Kane, Holy F*ck, So Hot I'll Turn You Gay, Salt Lick T*tties, & Tooth Fairy....and our uncredited hare Wookin Pa Nub

Hares were away at 7:10 with the pack just a few paces behind. Two blocks had passed when the Hares announced "Shot Check!!!" Handfuls of Jello Shots were passed around. Some more stragglers joined us at the shot check.

We veered onto Clarendon Blvd and paraded down the boulevard. On left into an apartment complex and back onto the shady woody trail and hares announced once more "Shot Check!!!" The pack quickly finished off the last of the jello shots.

Up the the creepy stairs and around the behind we arrived at Salt Lick T*tties house where Holy F*ck, Free P*ssy, & Roofie were dispensing shots to the eager pack.

Next stop was Toothfairy's, where Holy & Slurpee had another slew of shots waiting.

Hermies ran end circle

Violations:

The Brokeback Cowboys:

• Doucheberg 

• Wanker

Those who have had a bad influence on Children: 

• Wanker (Papa Smurf)

• Fire in the Cornhole (Spongebob)

• Aerola Borelealis (Punky Brewster)

• Salt Lick T*tties (Raggedy Ann)

• Double Stuff (Tinky Winky)

Holy Men & the ones they have corrupted:

• A River Runs Thru it 

• Shamrock My C*ck 

• Wanker 1 & Wanker 2

• Just Raquel aka the naughty schoolgirl

The winners of the costume contest were:

Best Male: Wanker (Papa Smurf)

Best Female: Winn D*ck Me (Rollergirl)

Best Couple: Hermies & T.O.M.

Best Overal: Fire in the Cornhole (Spongebob)

Fire in the Cornhole represented last night, he created his spongebob costume out of 100 actual sponges.

Just Daliah has been due for a naming for some time now, and last night was her night. Several lurid stories emerged, some tale about hotdogs and another about a  baseball field.

Several names were thrown out there

• Lesbian Rejector

• Udder Rejection

• A**hole Jackhammer

but none of those was good enough for our Just Daliah, some from now on in the world of hashing Just Daliah will now be known as "Screws on First!!!"

Thanks to all the hares Holy, Sh*t U & Nub for all their hard work

Thanks to Tooth Fairy & Salt Lick for the use of their homes.

Thanks to everyone who helped out on trail, Purple People Eater, Doucheberg, Aerola, B$, Free P*ssy, Roofie, Shamrock My C*ck, Red River Runs Through It, Slurpee and everyone else who helped out. It was a great night