Trail #234, The Start of a “New Year” Drinking Trail.

Hares:
Pothole, Andhowser Bush & the Casper the Friendly Nub who was there in spirit.

It was a cold & chilly night, a sign of colder times to come. Our hares Pothole & Andhowser Bush lead a hypothermic water laced trail thru the heart of McLean. The trail was broken up into 3 parts last night, one trail was for runners, one for walkers, and one for walkers straight to the bar, the latter having a significantly larger bar tab at the end og the night. Me & my running partner Socket ran the first half of trail until we ran into a park where the trail seemed to loop a bit. Billygoat caught up with us at that point. Once we made it to the b-check we broke off onto the walkers trail and finished up there. The hares had brought some fancy hi-falootin beer which required a bottle opener, only Nuclear Jism had an opener handy. Now if you would have asked someone for a lighter, it would have looked like the audience at a Starland Vocal Band concert.

Well from there trail got very wet, and apparently our virgins didnt think to bring dry shoes, that and our own Holy F*ck taunting them that water wasnt that deep (the whole walking on water trick). Thus our virgins came back with soaking wet feet...

Violations:
Watergate for being the reason that Gerald Ford never got reelected
Since 2007 is the year that Jesus is returning to earth so as his favorite emissary Holy F*ck drank for him

B-days:
Gimme A D*ck, Lil Bologna Pony, & I'd Rather

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