Trash # 238 - 2nd Annual Pussy Control Hash

From: White Kane

In a world where vaginas run wild, our reigning divas Gets Off Easy, Tupperware, Seed Me after Class, Lube me up Scotty. Red Roof Inn and the artist formerly known as Ridin the Tube...Metro Ho took it upon themselves to tame the unruly bush with the "Pu$$y Control" hash.

After a blessing from the guest Religious Advisor of the night Wookin Pa Nub, the hares were off in a cloud of mentholated smoke. Soon after the pack raced thru the streets of Fairfax. While the snow fell, the pack started to thin out a bit, but was soon regrouped at the first shotcheck manned by Tuppy & Red Roof Inn. Not long after we regrouped for the second shot this time manned by Seed Me After Class & Metro Ho. As the trail weaved thru Main St. the pack lost the scent and lost trail completely. Spotting the walkers trail, the pack abandoned the runners trail and finished on walkers.

Violation Announcement:
Since Gets Off Easy & I'd Rather F*ck My Sister are engaged, until they are officially hitched, they will now be known as "I'd rather get off easy" or "Get off my Sister!" and will share in each others violations mutually.

Violations:
Holy F*ck: Because it was so cold we wanted to blame Mother Nature, since she wasn't here, we found a scapegoat.
Designer Bush, Coin Operated and friends: Remember back in the day when sexclubs just gave you leather chaps and Gimp masks? Well apparently they now give winter caps.
Friendly Thighs & Mr. Goodwench: They both share a fear of pants, Mr. Goodwench doesnt wear them and Friendly Thighs doesnt want to lose hers.
14K: For being the biggest Pu$$y out that night, and having the shirt to prove it.

And remember folks, we are no longer accepting any class 1 Wookin Pa Nub violations.
I know that Nub is very well known: He's light and durable enough to be thrown under the bus. But only Class two violations and above will do, examples of each class are the following:
Class 1: sex on trail, peed on trail, picked up a stick, ate a bug
Class 2: Being clueless about vaginal terminology (bald hasher), Humped Roadkill, Snorted Cheez-Whiz
Class 3: Ate Roadkill, Pushed a hobo down a hill, Poked a badger with a spoon
Class 4: Humped and ate roadkill, Stole an old woman's motorized cart and Bad Dog still beat him in.
Class 5 (Finger of God): Set himself on fire, Shot a midget with a crossbow

Now these are just examples of course of things Nub may or may not do, I know personally from first hand experience that it is impossible to shoot a midget with a crossbow, they are really fast. My point is, the bus is big enough for everyone; I for one am tired of throwing Nub under the bus.

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