Run: #283 The OTH4 Cums to Show Their Slutty Daughter how to LAY Trail- November 27, 2007

All I heard leading up to this trail was b*tch b*tch b*tch about how we are going to get kicked out of Rock-It Grill. I said to Spank, I don’t care what they say, I always have a blast at Rock-It and he agreed the On-On-On venue shall not change. In the end we found out that they did not kick us out, they just wanted to steal Udder’s phone! They stole my check card a few months back… They were nice enough to give it back after making a few 1-900 calls with it, THANKS ROCK-IT!

So after work I stopped by the market to pick up some beer for the check, and they had oatmeal stout cheap, and I was immediately turned on. I picked up the loot and headed to Air Spankers house to ice everything and get it staged on trail. We headed out and realized there was not water, so he stops and picks some up… all the while I am wondering who the hell needs water anyway? So we stage the beer, I am hoping the walkers take it easy on the beer check, so I might have an oatmeal stout after trail. No such luck, walkers absolutely molested the beer check… I don’t even think they took a second look at the H2O.

Back at AS1’s place we pack bags, grab a tasty brew, and head 100 feet down the street to start. When we arrived there was already a large crowd on the basketball court, and a bunch of locals walking their dogs, stopped in discussion about what the hell this big crowd of hooligans is up to.

Beer vehicle ready, bag vehicle read, they call Myself, Air Spanker One and Mowgli into circle to introduce the hares (All our first time’s laying a SH*TTY trail!) and sent us on our way. AS1 took off into the neighborhood to lay out the first half of trail, while Mowgli and I headed to the temple to pick up trail at the split. Mowgli was so excited, but so nervous to lay trail. We had cum to find out he has only laid 2 previous OTH trails, and they sure were not recently. So like a 3 year old, he was asking questions about everything, and when we gave him the answer, he asked again.

Mowgli starts laying flour at the split at the temple, we take them around the front of the temple and check them back, right into the beer check. After the walkers check we took them over the bridge into a bunch government buildings were there was still a good amount of foot traffic, and of course we got the suspicious looks for dropping this “mysterious substance.” Right after the bridge walkers and long reconnected. On-On through these fancy colorful lighted statues, and around the block we went into the round about. After the round about we did another big U-turn around the block, through an alley, and down through a parking garage. At the other side of the garage we split walkers and long again. Mowgli finished up walkers trail, and apparently everybody was able to make it in.

Apparently at this point the pack was confused about a couple of things… I heard somebody say that they didn’t think trail could split again, so they just sat there and stared at the arrows. The other thing that they were confused about was the fact that the trail went down some stairs. Now we run through swamps and sewage and shaggy, and you are gonna question running down a few stairs????

After the stairs on through a garage we skirted a wall down to a tunnel, well two tunnels, the pack decided the larger tunnel was the better option…. Either way you are getting wet! The water was half as deep as when we scouted, though… We thought it would have been about waist deep, which on Slit Lightening would be above her head. On up and down the road into a graveyard that definitely creeped me out, not to mention I felt I was disrespecting the people in there. But Spank said “I laid trail through here before, and I am not doing it again, YOU ARE!” Once we got outta there, trail went down a hill next to the power plant, and back across the crick up a shiggiful hill and into FINISH!

Don’t recall too many of the violations, but I do know Mowgli was violated for haring with the HashIt that he has from OTH, so I can guarantee he will get it back at OTH. Had a great time out there. Thank you SH*T for giving me a good reason to go to work the next day tired and hungover!

ON-ON,
SheFingeredMe

Location: 1900 King Street, Alexandria, VA  

Hares: She Finger Me , Mowgli, & Air Spanker One

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